Hole In Yardia

Dig in!

You may ask: What is Hole In Yardia?
Well, basically, the answer is: we dug a hole, and now it's independent. God save the hole!

We hereby declare the following as Hole In Yardia:

1. Nothing is worth having that isn't worth digging for.
2. We need to shed light on the dark spots of the world.
3. The dwarves delved too greedily and too deep, and awoke what was in the darkness.
4. No currency shall be accepted unless it is dug from the earth.
5. We are worshippers of His Holey-Moley-ness, The Great Naked Mole Rat.
6. His Holey-Moley-ness, The Great Naked Mole Rat requires weekly sacrifices of vegan and gluten-free pizza that shall be dispersed into the pit at sundown, following the prayer "O Naked Mole Rat, we have spared no veggies. May your holes extend to the farthest reaches!"
7. We shall only ever believe in three types of warfare:
   1. Trench Warfare
   2. Tunneling
   3. Booby Traps
8. Our capital shall be named 'Ravine.' (the main hole we've been digging).

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