Hole In Yardia

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We have a culture full of... holes, holes, and more holes!
Anyways, here's the culture/beliefs of Hole In Yardia:

Q: What do you believe in?
A: We believe in The Almighty, The Holey Moley Naked Mole Rat.
We feed him vegan (and gluten-free) pizza every sundown.
We will be merciless to every veggie on that pizza, to ensure everything ends up in the Naked Mole Rat's mouth!
Q: What are your biggest holiday(s)?
A: We actually have two (big) holidays and some smaller holidays as well! They are:
  1. The Holey Day (December 6th, which marks the day we were founded.
    Well, technically only our website was created that day, and the idea for Hole In Yardia happened much earlier but we still like to call it that). It was the prototype of our website, not buying the domain.
  2. Naked Mole Rat Day which is October 4th (The day the Sacramento Zoo opened their Naked Mole Rat exhibit).
  3. Finally, on June 22nd is our "Eat Food With Holes In It!" day to celebrate the invention of an iconic hole food: the Donut!
Q: Take me to your leader...
A: We are ruled by His Excellency, Aden.
Q: What are your laws/rules?
A: We follow the US laws. Additionally, no harm can be done to any naked mole rats on Hole In Yardian territory!
Also, like we said on the main page "No currency shall be accepted unless it is dug from the earth".
Q: What is your history?
A: Our history starts in 9 million BH when the naked mole rats first tasted gluten-free veggie pizza...
Then it jumps to December 6th, 1 AH (The Holey Day) when we started making our website.
But there's plenty more to add to our history!
Q: What is your system of politics?
A: Anarchy!!! MWA HA HA HA!
Just kidding. We're an executive constitutional monarchy.
Our full name is actually The Kingdom of Hole In Yardia.
Q: How do you certify documents and treaties?
A: We rat-ify them. Yes, literally. We put a Naked Mole Rat stamp on it.
Q: Can I become a resident/citizen?
A: Well, you can become a citizen but not exactly a resident since it is the King's house.
Q: Can I visit Hole In Yardia?
A: No, not really...
Q: What is BH/AH?
A: They are our time system (like BC/AD/BCE/CE). BH is before hole, and AH is after hole. 1 AH is the year Hole In Yardia was founded, and it just keeps on going up from there...
Q: What is your territory?
A: Our territory is Ravine (the hole).
Q: Is the only religion about The Almighty Naked Mole Rat?
A: We believe in the freedom of speech and religion, as long as it does not harm someone (you don't have to be a follower of His Holey-Moley-ness to be a citizen of Hole In Yardia!)